Slokun

Description
Referred to as Slokunshialgo and Captain Cheese.

Icelandic horse breeds, and occasionally present Canada's Department of the Environment around the region itself.

They eat a lot, but running really fast. They have a monotonous voice, sense of humor is very weak and undervalued the desire to meet in. consciousness, loss of appetite and dry sense of humor is unique, and can be used to repel the charm of organisms studied.

Slokun can identify their round glasses, mustache and blond hair a high level.

For Slokun, referring to the plural number Slokun, yes Slokun.

Habitat
Slokun live anywhere - anywhere food is.

Their natural habitat 'is and Iceland areas such as Seneca College deserted plains.

Profile
Slokunshiago / master cheese

Rank: middleman militia

Specialties: random shooting, hitting people and pointless

Games:

- Counter-Strike

- Tank Baby

-Team Fortress Classic

- Tiberian Sun

- T Model Fire Storm

Victory cheer: Long live the fighters!

Famous last words: Oh.

Random quote: fear me, because my cheese.

Master Cheese
Cheese is a human right, God is an Ant.

Cheese = God

Captain Cheese: fear me, because I have cheese!

Cheese德卡皮泰纳: Ji-pig cheese, Crainte Moi!

Abilities
Slokun inherently monotonous voice, they also used, usually to attract a spouse. They can not sing and need to change pitch. However, they can sing Metallica singing Metallica does not require all the golf course changes.

Slokun a variety of food types, especially the huge appetite for sushi. Scientists have found that micro-black holes to form in the Slokuns feeding their sushi. Such a feat troops is tantamount to the energy released when the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima.

Slokun in the process of food very fast, can be converted into other forms of energy. According to theory, a Slokun can provide sufficient energy power a few months the entire American family. A sushi Slokun force, they are fed is equal to the strength of Hurricane Katrina, as long as the destruction of New Orleans.

Slokun appearance of intimidation. Scientists from the theory, and their appetite to a high altitude, can grow to 8 feet high conversion. This also means that a lot of energy; Slokun can run faster than the Ford Escort, the devastating 'anger' and capacity, can not find the food can play like a hurricane damage. We do not know how to take advantage of this approach Slokun so much energy.

Slokun constantly looking for new places to eat and grow. When Slokun to work on their database, it was suggested that these database applications is to find the real food and habitat.

Slokun to crash a party; since Slokun see their glasses or no beard, so they must continue to put them, which worries the party host. The wisdom of their self-and dry are the most likely the main reasons for Slokun usually hunting alone.

Use by Humans
Slokun have been working on the continuous development of human beings for thousands of years. They are also quite prominent in the popular culture.

Slokun a wide range of their skin and brutal hunting tough beard, which provides a good defense and the nature of the armor. Slokun fur coat has sold thousands of dollars on eBay.

Slokun is also used in different games, most notably the game Slowkun.

Slokun video games
Video games made for Slokun including the hits:

Resident Slokun 4

Slokun Rising

Slokun 4 Dead

Slokun Kombat vs DC Universe

Slokun Extreme Beach Volleyball

Slo-killer 3: Rise of the Slokun King

Slokun movies
Night of the living Slokun

The 50-foot-tall Slokun

Invasion of the Slokun-snatchers

They came from Iceland!

Slokunator 3

Slowkun


Slowkun is a popular game, asked to trace its history can be traced back to World War I in 1917, when the soldiers fighting in the Scandinavian peninsula. These rules are as follows:

1. Slokun are rounded up and cast a higher than the 48-story structure as an unpleasant pit. This pit may be filled with peaks, lava, tar, McDonald's rubber balls, etc., anything that can lead to death.

2. Slokun to stretch out on the decline. They can not get rid of the position, until they get punctured from the peak or from the burning lava.

3. Slokun have their hands behind head, legs spread in position of his hips and down.

4. Slokun must say, "Nooooo", because they belong to (Slokun can not scream).

5. The Slokun must remain face expressionless, and they are decreasing.

6. The Slokun which one is the "Noooo" the longest, loudest victory. This Slokun then posthumous trophy.

Java implementation
/ ** Play games Slowkun * /

public void Slowkun (

Collection cattle = roundup ; final static long SLOKUN_SPEED = Integer.POSITIVE_INFINITY;

for (Slokun: cattle) (

New Hang Hang Hang = ; Pit. setHazard (random ([peaks, lava, tar, McDonald's rubber ball])); Slokun. Position = absolute; Slokun. stretchOut = true; Slokun. Expression = null; Slokun. Speech = "Noooo"; castIntoPit (pit, Slokun);

If (Slokun. isPunctured) (           giveAward (Slokun);         ) else { Slokun.enrage; playMortalKombatTheme; }

)

)

Slokun recipe for success
Captain cheese recipe for unsolicited Slokun: ensure that you Slokun happy to keep his shiny coat and beard lasting excitement rude!

Step 1 There are [three kilograms of meat [pork] key].

Step 2 Into the water, ...

Step 3 2 hours later, when the blood out of the water (do not stay in a long time, if you think you will leave it for a long period of time, please go to the next step right away, because the blood must be fully out of the water is not just cleared. because if you stay in the blood in the water for a long time it, it is very easy to spoils of war. This could be a serious smell of the reasons)

Step 4 A semi-fermented soy sauce and coffee spoon bits (Maxim, or coffee beans are actually working)

Step 5 3 minutes later, boiled

Step 6 Washing with tap water [meat] one by one

Step 7 This is the most basic one spoon [red pepper paste]

Step 8 Water 4. 5 liters, 6 additional root, 3 onions, spring onions 1. 5 apples, 1. 5 garlic, a handful of. Top 5 ginger, 3 chili sauce, 3 fermented soy sauce, shrimp paste 3,3 tablespoon Japanese apricot liquor (shochu [South Korean distilled liquor], or sake are the work of a spoon spoon spoon, too), three-Chang Yang Chilli (Korean chili type [ from the two green and red]), a salt black pepper * never *

Step 9 Fill the pot to fully listed in the ingredients, when it shrink about 1 / 3, leaving only the backbone, has taken what went in, and then cooling it off, save in the refrigerator a day, so that the taste of it go deep into the meat. * When you try to try it, it tastes mild, but deep in flavor, so do not put any salt *

Step 10 After a day passed, and down the number of meat you will eat boiled potatoes to the pot

Step 11 After it is boiling right before you eat, add the green perilla seed powder (adjust the amount according to their own preferences. People who like it spent a lot, who is not in a small, I would very much like it to people.) If you put onion, garlic, potato soup will be referred to as dilution.

Step 12 You get to eat on the eve of one of the spoon and the weak fire to boil it (or its boiled water), into the broth it. Person who wants to do, and only one kilogram of the backbone of which can shrink the formula, 1 / 3. People who want to try one. You will feel a deep flavor.

Slokun's Pulitzer-prize Midget Zombies Fiction
[01:25] NastySputnik: I was, and from the tourist circus dwarf pack, surrounded by the disease in the tearing off their bodies. They like zombies ready to feast, I drew from its set of the saw on my return to my shotgun, it was questioned why I saw the shotgun on the bayonet, but our work was personal business line. I looked at my partner, in his Desert Eagle his itchy trigger finger.

[01:28] Slokunshialgo As for his Desert Eagle: people want to know, in his line of sight laser reasoning. It came in useful on many occasions and let him hit brain dead, and the protection of his ammunition. He knows that when the knee-deep in dwarf, as much as fire and left at least one can do to survive.

[01:43] NastySputnik: at his side, his right-hand man, Kyle there is nothing to worry about, this proof of dwarf devastated when he jumped. In Le Guin come fast as lightning, in Mugabe's brain had split like a ripe watermelon. Kyle spinning his partner around his gun back to cause a wide range of cold dwarf in the trunk. The upper part of his hovering in the air the moment he lower body, and then fell to the ground, connecting all the fingers and sausages.

[01:48] Slokunshialgo: Japheth taken a clue, so that Kyle was dwarf who, through his defense of the external. He used his laser vision to ensure that he attacked the entire landscape of red juice, to get close enough to be a threat. After dozens of dwarf jumping by leaps and bounds to become dwarf corpse, he was almost out of quick access to ammunition. Fortunately, his bag is still full, so he had shouted to his partner, "cover me for an instant, I have to reload."

[01:55] NastySputnik: Kyle crashed into his legs, his hand on the arm of the mechanism is difficult to click on, as the stolen jacket ripped through his left arm into a swing spikes Metz set to avoid the Japheth down, reaching inside his bag Kyle began to swing in the 360 intestinal-arc gun ripping his arm, and Al Gore. Launched in other dwarf dwarf found himself caught in the air only to the hamburger meat suffered a stroke from the beginning to see a hunting rifle bayonet. Sword wielding guns, like Kyle will come from the East to the street, under the theme restaurants, a shame zombie sho'gun fighters.

[02:05] Slokunshialgo: When he re-loaded, Japheth took him by the second shot, he concocted their own little thing from another eagle, and an AK - 47. He also bullet belt, so that he would continue to rapid-fire, or as long as he fired a single shot 5 minutes. In hand, two guns, Japheth continue his duck into a package, are still staying in the vicinity of the dwarf deal with Kyle, but they do more from a distance of more than ever before. His new gun seems to be a better job than he had hoped, and use it to make him feel the time has slowed down, but down around him, never missed a shot, only to use bullets for each dwarf. With the new time to think, he is reflected in the word "dwarf", how to achieve it is one, and how it can adapt to these guys to see how ridiculous, all the short, fiesty, and flying through the air under the authority of the words on the surface funny rocket shoes.

[02:16] NastySputnik: in the dwarf leader, in the top hat decorated, and all looked at Kyle in the past, his hatred in his eyes, and wielded a small stick. This dwarf is clearly the catalyst from the other dwarf deaths occur in three-ring circus still need someone to direct their non-verbal hint, Kyle mining jepheth shoulders, and pointed out that he thought they already knew. Once bitten zombie is not as strong or litteraly the world know that, as a place to them, so that after the end of the day where the result is a large body of now they bathe in. Kyle looks only at the time, see a pygmy Meem rope pullinghimself close to their current position, he smiled and double-rod denied the closure of the planet's surface pantomime.

[02:24] Slokunshialgo: laughing in a pantomime, Japheth death, he himself know what needs to be done. Looked at his actions, it is clear that this chief is not the original zombie, second, and perhaps tird, power generation, at least. Even taking into account that, while it may stop the current plight of the tribe, but it will not be simple: He does have a rocket state-owned enterprises. Close to goal, Japheth fired three shots of this new threat: one straight, one to either side, in the case of the first rounds of ammunition before the dwarf may be as impressed. Unfortunately, the bio-decision will be more annoying as any MIME hope and excavation of shoes together, flew upward, with no bullets.

[02:32] NastySputnik: at the critical moment Kinku zombie panda, pet Kyle and zapheth jumping in the air with a gray-haired leader of claws torn from the sky, Kyle forget the lock of his cage again, but not out of control and shitting all their trailers just as normal, kinku come to the rescue. Released from his body sigh as he began to lead a dwarf plug is still in desperate pawing the sky. Kinku sat down and made a ring leader of the arm snacks, Japheth dwarf on the head the last shot, the deafening roar from their dark places around the outbreak.

[02:40] Slokunshialgo: Japheth for their decomposition jalopy remote start and headlights open, revealing a large run up to rape female panda zombie Kinku, only a desire to sex. Looked at it, and Japheth can see, this is the first generation of zombies, who had covered the earth with them. Although not a pygmy people, this is clearly a midgetized giant panda, this does not happen naturally. Japheth began to fully automatic mode launched into dwarf animals, dynamited the whole head and the entire parking lot bio-neck, leaving a strange blue. This did not stop them from continuing to charge it, nor did it stop a big eye, forming the head from where it was once the stumps.

[02:51] NastySputnik: The most like to see women's Kyle had had sexual relations with a female giant panda is among the target Japheth kinku. His shoes squeeked the soul of the bloody road, he jumped Japheth. They all fell on the fun of a colorful wig and Gore in their faces next to the laying of chaos that they avoid eachother off the assembly line what can be considered to be very gay moment. To kinku ripped and the ferocious female panda bites, Kyle's response was pushing into the beast asshole, such as cutting tentacles penetrate errupted a large body of bear little physical exhist, bayonets. It grabbed the wear form of Kyle, and canceled his advertising in the air, some women's pants to send some of his new brand identity. Curiosity, Kyle believed that he just unconscienceness fade from the picture of the old lady looked about 76, but he would do to her heart.

[02:56] Slokunshialgo: learn just transpired, Japheth know that things would be a serious mistake, his plot will soon be found. When they get paid to delete the city's zombie dwarf, he is the truth, who caused the disease. Kyle will soon come to know the figures (especially taking into account the skin begins to turn Japheth bit more gray than the norm), he passed the place where Kyle is now, and start the laser sight, pointing out that it directly into the Kai Doll's eye, to ensure that he was somewhat blind, he pulled the trigger to launch 1 hollowpoint bullets, directly to his partner's head, killing him immediately after the contact lead.

[03:04] NastySputnik: a bullet tore through the eyes of kylr to continue through the sidewalk that it broke the back of the skull is sent to Kyle of small pieces of metal shrapnel. To deceive his partner, Kyle disappears annihilation once again see his wife and daughter. Heaven is not so bad, Jesus is a very bad ass dude, Kyle nasty beard policy, but no alternative but to an increase of 1 inch that he was fit to live with his family, until one day he runs into Angela Lansbury 7 years of good times. One night she was lured to his position, and then drop the replay, she wrote: murder him.

[03:07] Slokunshialgo: A few years later, Japheth has also been the death of his new partner. He knows that he should not be believed, pantomime and rusty wooden toothpick. . . Because of his evil, all have been infected with the zombie Modgets do, God gave him some grace, so that access to heaven, where he quickly looked up Kyle's phone number he had met with him and said: "Hey, right Sorry to kill you, but I found your surgery and lessons learned to become dwarf, mime. "

[03:08] NastySputnik: Bingo! Sent to the printer, I smell a Pulitzer Prize.

Slokun Self-Belief Relationship help advice "Will make dream come true!"
Well, this one is gonna be purty long and complex:

Before I begin: I am and she is now sophomores.

Therefore, I have this gallon of friends [K] article, I met secondary school. We have not been really friendly, until the first year in college through the AIM / Skype's / ooVoo's. (I know, I am a loser = /), but in any case, our town has two high schools, we went to separate high schools. All throughout the year, we will communicate with each other (through the AIM / Skype's / ooVoo's) an almost daily for several hours. I am very close to her, and she even think that my best friend, even though she may not feel that my best friend. Therefore, she actually can be transferred to me in high school sophomore. When we started sophomore everything cool. But there is a problem, I would like, because she was freshman year in November. I can not hide their feelings very well, because we are meeting another person. Thus, in the first stage, I will accompany her to the second phase, the second time, I will accompany her to the third place, then the deadline day, also. I was pretty close embarrassment, when I walked into her class, I think she knew. In any case, I am a very sensitive person, so I always hug her, and so on. After a month or so to the school, I realized that she was embarrassed, but also so I guess she knew. Over the next month, I stopped taking her lesson, we really did not say the same as before, but we will, in fact, talk. Therefore, it is in early October, I know what she likes good, reaaaally bad (in my opinion).

Therefore, I have other friends gallons [debt]. Her best friend and K in the 8th grade, keep in touch with them through the first grade also. Ḏ like the two guys in the other grades) at a grade (the year after. She told them and the introduction of K, so acres of both players in friendly and they truly light (and begin to like them, but also told her they like in D), and finally get even with them than the D cordial. When she would go with all the players, she was talking about this problem to D, so D and K fight, because the D does not like K how to steal them. (She was not discouraged them from dating, but K completely inserted into the player she had a great time). I do not like it at all. I have a people who hate. . . . I think the word is "back stab"? Close trust their people.

If you want me to explain why I hate backstabbers so much will be too long after, so I summarized it. My previous best friend [N in grades 7] (she was two years older than him, but) there are difficult times with the backstabber, her friend stole a gallon N boyfriend. ñ thought she fell in love with this guy, too. (She told me this matter is absolutely seems to infatuation). Thus, N of the iron 8 months emo, and then her family, her parents made her want to go hang N, no one really heard them, because they have left. All this, when I was in grade 7. Anyway, this is a summary explanation of why I so hate backstabbers I would like to pedal in the face, capturing their hair, and kill them slowly and pain.

So, because I found a K to do so, I began to hate her. I did not say a word, she had that day, I found and have been 5 and 1 / 2 weeks. (Remember, I love the 11 months, she was when I found it. In fact, I liked her, so that D will tell me to shut up on the K, because I want to talk about her all day.) She knew I was regardless of their own, and D (Who is to forgive DRC) told me that she thinks acres Ḏ know why I did not know what light I mean, I know this is stupid, I hate her so much, even if the Ḏ forgive her, but I can not let this backstabbers hate to go from 7 to grade.

Su, the next question: how can I do? I should have told her asking for a new beginning? If I continue to ignore her? What I mean is, in my case, I already do not know K who knew and loved ones of potassium iodide (full), has gone, so my real K and strangers.

Slokun normal day in City life XL
Well, I told about this issue, one of my friends, because it is not surprising that I have a rare phenomenon, he suggested that I start something strange happen to my blog.

I sat around a Dundas Square in downtown Toronto, a small thing, in my handheld GPS to find, waiting for it to complete access to satellite signals. This is to take place, especially with the surrounding high-rise buildings. So, I sat there, on this matter, we all need is a huge cell phone look good, a man came and asked me time. I look at my watch, because it is more natural, this guy seems to surprise me "phone" didin't have its clock. I continue to explain to him that this is a global positioning system, not a phone, so need to talk. ..

To see if he sat down about 1. 5-2 from my feet, I can not dress a good look in the index, but give you an idea, he looked in his mid to late 30's, good quality sunglasses, beard Shi, moustanc - anything, whether it is called, baseball cap, dressed very well, all things considered.

But basically, he started talking to me and began to think, I must have a fair amoutn money (read: he called me rich) just because I can afford a GPS, and do some treasure hunting. Somehow, I mentioned this, and I am very fortunate to have a day for about a month or so, when the economy crapped, and I mentioned that I work for the Government - he suggested that, according to personality - I can work in cities, But I never said which one I actually work.

In any case, I asked him what he did to earn a living, he said he did not work, and said that he had to go the streets in 20 years (or 10 people? What...), Said that he knew all the streets of Toronto, know a lot of people are in the cities. Told me that if someone tried to embarrass me to tell them to take "the pace of old homes," said earlier, his name is Nova Scotia.

Strange conversation, all said and done, I know I forgot a few things here, but I like in my heart, I think this is how I will continue to be something of this section, a little writing. No filter, no editing, just my thgouths, directly from my head.

The most strange thing is, I have a similar event on the subway (guy started talking to me, and I was reading a textbook with headphones) about 3 weeks ago, and some crazy lady to another 3-4 months ago, this that is just this year. unfortuately, I do not have enough girls in my age came up to me, there is no one to do a very long period of time. I began to miss it, even though it is a rare start.

Facts about Slokun
"Slokun already know gallop at 10 km / s rate,"

Slokun 2: So, are incredible in my ass? Slokun: ah ... I do not know, because my butt was burning every night what it feels like ... Yes, Slokun buttocks and every evening he set the fire, it is not a simple procedure He is very creative way ... he First, he inserted into his buttocks warm, like scissors, vibrators and heat lamp household goods to his buttocks Then he go to the bathroom and started shitting out before he is completely dog feces, he listed dog feces Fire, and then suck back caused him great pain and enjoy the buttocks Slokun Then he in his ass a mother of fireworks, and then blowing in the toilet, the hell caused by firecrackers in the bathroom

Why do most people in favor of the mechanics in the vicinity - just destruction, severe The widely held belief Slokun wild forest fires in California caused by responsibile. Their literal explosion Bloody diarrhea caused by the burning dog feces everywhere Slokun block transmission. In addition, slokun of dog feces to be strengthened, because the materials Slokun from the inside of the buttocks, which means that it is a difficult, and a solid metal alloy fusion dog feces. This means that the power of a dog feces Crater in the desert and standards may lead to the emergence of the city. The destruction is shocking. Obviously, this activity Slokun Only because his penis plastic happy, every night off, of course, he would get the correct height, the fire was torn, he's buttocks.

Whenever Slokun enter a room, the theme is played live, Slokun puts on his wizard robe and hat, and give magic missiles. Game over.

Slokun open, it is not able to pee, so every night he was the glue off his penis, and then there is a high tide, so the bitter experience of the two terrible: from failure to pee, from his body his body after ejaculation may be impregnated him to second in the first

"Slokun can survive falls from 48 to say, 'buildings Noooo' monotonic decline, while in the static position"

"Slokun equipped with all the available accessories! Batteries not included."

"Slokuns the present law in the United States due to reduce anti-animal laws, but still need to carry permit minors associated with them."

She said: "Some people think that the future movement of vehicles can use the S - 4 engine, where S = slokun. "

"Sahara Desert was once a tropical rainforest - the former Slokun come"

"Slokun is asexual reproduction, because of its inherent propagation can not find a partner."

"Slokun not die - they just tiny differences Slokuns rampant destruction of a similar amount of other communities."

"Every time Slokun harm the opponent, you lose the game"

"In Soviet Russia, sushi eating Slokun."

Slokun open, it is not able to pee. So every night, he glue his penis, and close to a peak.

"Two Slokun the ability to carry out intimate relationship fetishism, including the stool into the cup, turns the surface consuming faeces, vomit into the mouth of the other."

"Slokun power level is 9000 - but they must be configured correctly."

"All Slokun by" Slokun tax ", whenever they eat, if the shops, or even allow them to. The majority of stores just to say" no Slokun allowed. "

"There pet Slokun as an appropriate rule. Owners must leash Slokun the Slokun not allow any near the food, and guard against Slokun must be placed on the lawn, this is illegal and a criminal felony stool Slokun property of others. "

"Slokun often cast the first president of a horse mason Dixon line north. Captured his horse in 2008, the voters staggering 100 percent - or even a conservative vote for him in southern species."

"Slokun platform is very conservative and right-wing. Slokun that all Slokun born equal and have the right to pursue life, liberty and happiness, A Slokun from the moment of conception Slokun (Pro Life) as the President, Slokun. By Slokun Food Act 2009 so that all Slokun to be addressed, in fairness to all local restaurants. "

"A lot of Slokun die each year due to the result of neglect. They often abuse their animal tendencies, especially the tendency to rape pandas. Theres the Ethical Treatment of Animals asked the Political Department of the ethical treatment of pets Slokun = people. Slokun misuse of the establishment of shelters, but are being closed down, because their gross beard and 'capacity to be outraged' make them unpopular. "

"Slokun selling kicking, boxing, and regularly participate in Slokun Kickboxing. Slokun regular training, because they are in space, a continuous monotonous sound of people feel angry, its severity Chamber of Commerce, internal training."

"Slokun of dog feces is firm. That is why every time Slokun go to the toilet, mechanics must be in the vicinity. You know why? His appetite for the cause of all of the different chemical substances to make it a superior alloy. "

"The extinction of the dinosaurs because Slokun. Slokun outcompeted when their access to food - and then, because there is no Slokun tax time, people are out of control, they become extinct."

"On Slokun phone GPS tells the correct target of 100% of the time - as long as you are there already"

Slokun to go apeshit when he played the Mavericks laser marking - "Slokun to the nonsense, and he played the 'small' species

Slokun glue his penis off in the evening and then not pee multiple orgasms

Slokun have a pet house

Power of Slokun's Dog Feces
Slokun the power of dog feces out of bricks is significant Slokun of dog feces is the strongest material known to man, Slokun of dog feces are used in lieu of destructive radiation will spread the smell out of the atomic bomb Slokun of dog feces is better than Batman, Superman and Superman the merger, with more than 9,000 energy level Slokun of dog feces, not only defeated the Taekwondo Jamal, also beat his dog feces, and then beat the dog feces out of dog feces, and so on. ..

3 Slokun a dog feces-shirt

I set X = T-shirt, so x = infinity. Unlimited power, strength of the representatives, and endurance. Then, I broke the power of the shirt. With ago, I decided to leave Slokun he has 29. 9% of the power Because he is a shirt is the highest, even higher than his dog feces. His next one 29. 8%, against the steering Slokun is a 30. 4% of power. Now you can say to myself: "But, Mr. President, this is only an increase of 90.1 percent of capacity to pay rest of the place is it?" Well, this task is completed, I took over two and a half years. The answer is in front of me all the time. This is very simple. Of dog feces. In the remaining nine with dog feces. 9% of its electricity.

You may hear an array of poetry classics such as "Like Slokun" hunger ", a natural hair," "Horrid", "to my dog feces from A River", the sound you hear when Mario ate a magic mushroom. Even the great Burt Reynolds or Tom Selleck off such a feat. Then the next morning the paper will be changed to "What's magic in the air: 30 + pregnant women in the same time" Trust me, I learned the hard way.
 * After opening the package, in your 3 Slokun a T shirt has been installed in dog feces,
 * Your muscles, especially your chest, immediately swell at an alarming rate.
 * You are now deepened lentils senses, +75 magic attack +250 resistance of energy and strength, it will increase your agility by 10 times.
 * Your rate increased 20-fold higher than the normal Slokun, but you never leave any tracks.
 * Through the tremendous concentration of, you can raise or lower your cholesterol at will.
 * Your sense of regeneration of five times the speed of mortals.
 * Live women, may be a few people, will be weak after the smell from your great thinkers Chest hair apparent secretion of musk.
 * Finally, make sure you wear pants in the windy days, because your pheromones, and make seeds will reach 25 miles.

When I got home, I noticed that volunteer fire brigades in the trailer next door, of course, I went to see what happens. The original 76-year-old neigbor I have had a heart attack, but with my sexual cohabitation and full arrest. The fire department has already started to recover, but it does not want good. I knelt down and touched the hands of Larry, he immediately began to breathe. In 5 minutes, he quit smoking cigarettes! First responders do not believe what they see. I revealed to them the power of these shirts are now wearing shirts of their responsibilities. Since that day, I bought a new trailer, fixed in my truck hanging tail pipe, asked me cohabitation is my real wife. A Satrday night after to the bar in fact, I teleported to the moon and smoked weed trip to Willy Nelson The Pentium Slokun voices from a distant planet! This shirt is amazing! 5 stars!

When I put it on, the effect immediate. More than 33% Slokun almost impossible to deal with. It's like wearing a 1500 completion of Chapter 1800 milliliters motorcycle. Vibration is almost enough to separate me from my pace. In fact, the third Slokun facing backwards, shitting, As a demonstration purpose and a noble spirit, the same time, the unity of personality, Roy is a metaphor so powerful, that who stole my mail, almost with his weeds lie, now with his own feet, he saw me.

Benefits: for my girthy framework, there are Slokun, to attract women Disadvantages: Only 3 Slokun (perhaps you can use the 'gun' numbers), can not see the Slokun, the arms cross-sit, the Slokun would be better if they glow in the dark.

In view of the three days it finally came, when I opened the box, my trailer i swear the front window, I could hear the angels sing "Free Bird" I picked up a 100% pre-shrunk in my hands, and to It did not even mess of cotton to my fish, I know, an immediate need to go to Wal-Mart. So I jumped in 1977, the black cross marks the morning of screaming chicken hood, removable glass roof panels, SE and gold cast alloy wheels and the way I had. One time in a Wal-Mart's shirt to start light and women immediately attracted me I am referring to is super sweet and hot pants baby, said she and her rear teeth jucy the most direct walk is to provide shave when I come back, if ID cards free of charge to move in. She told me I would just like hell ya baby on the. Because she made a few months ago, we have been goinn stable, but gonna have first jr. This is crazy, because she used to be with my career of Shes tired, but I just Figuere shirts must have impregnated her. But also because buying this shirt, I have super-model Approach me. Recently I was invited to in the pursuit of ideals, I am recording a new rap CD, and four have noticed fewer involuntary urination problems.

So anyway, I think about what I could do "to help with the magic." Now, please do not panic, but I want to tell you that might be interpreted as a desecration. . . I took scissors shirt, a decrease of 3 Slokun and the Dog Feces. . . I know, I know. . . What in the heck was I thinking? I ruined a 100% pre-shrunk cotton T shirt! But wait, before you start calling PETOC (to treat cotton) just hear me out. I have a great year and conditions "Members Only" jacket. I set off my "strong reliable patch management" and to prosecute terrific, cape to the back jacket. It looks really light gray jacket in the back bitchen, but still need more things. I broke my little daughter's room, through her Bedazzling bag theft. I attach importance to the surrounding Slokun and the Dog Feces, and some obvious drill BAM! Simulated stars. I broke out in the dark and the Dog Feces swollen luminous paint colors, and an overview of the Slokun. My wife in the field, in the 100 miles rule is entirely affected, so I decided to play a drunken night of hedonism in the bar scene. Fortunately for me, ladies night at the Regal Beagle, and the fox to come to the holes. I not only have my woman, I have the players asked me where they can get the "best coat, they had appeared in their lives." This makes me start thinking about, so I have ordered more than 50 T-shirts, I know that a person who has a cousin who is in the clothing industry. He is a Members Only knock me off 1 / 2 the price of real goods. I would like to make jackets and sell e-mail the Gulf. I have a really great idea, sewing it back, but also sewing the whole t, Monet jacket is more like a pullover, a Slokun and the Dog Feces. In this way, ladies can get the Slokun coming and going. . . They check on eBay. . . Too bad than Limei Si is dead for me, I let him pitch them.

I purchased on a whim this T-shirt, but it has proven that this XL 100% cotton fabric will be included in which the curse - almost mythical and powerful magic! Knew that the attractiveness of such abuse, I would come to such an evil project, I would not hesitate to, donated to the Salvation Army are capable people. I would have liked a red kettle at Christmas will be able to control the power of three intoxicating roar at the Dog Feces Slokun sexual attraction.

Unfortunately, I have worn several times, my local library, and has been a victim of harassment, women do not have 65 years of age. Women aged society continues to entice with a snuggie exchange for the promise of Social Security checks, like myself, warmth and companionship, only to provide the Slokun in the Dog Feceslight 3. However, I would like to garbage Not only that, I can find my true love - bed and bedding 80-year-old loneliness and matching satin curtains.

Alas, I can not wait. I can not live in such a terrible burden of the devil dressed in the project. I also can not continue to make fun of either from my eyes in the blink of an eye of God yearning for adolescents, abandon tons, like from a Jonas brother, or better, sponge Bob admitted that his pants funny square meters nod shirt.

Finally, I can not recommend the mass of such a project, to buy the fear of the consequences of global catastrophe and social upheaval to follow up. Is wise, and may God bless us all ...

I was shivering excitement and expectations, so I decided to, a little courage. After drinking from a bottle of 128 fluid ounces 1 gallon of Tuscan whole glass of milk, I opened the Amazon box to the box from the new light-emitting, my heart beat fast, I feel that my back, and immediately tighten glad I got the excitement of my girlfriend (if you know what I mean);). I go out, it is a sunny day, the first thing I noticed, I have no shadow ...!!!. I also noticed that my feet do not touch the ground, in fact, when I go, when I In talking about people are concerned about, I could hear the conversation across the street and recognize faces a few yards away. To this end my life changed one day, I can now play the piano, I have just completed my first opera composer. Other notable changes, because -:
 * 2 and girlfriend, No. 1, approved a new girlfriend (which one song and dance, such as 8eyonc !!!.)
 * New work (full time)
 * There is no `enhanced 'pill (the blue required)
 * At present, incentives are given to remind Members
 * I can see and hear people's thoughts
 * Can now begin to read Arabic

As I said, my muscles to further adapt to it, I come from a small and scrawny weak to 200 pounds of pure rippedness. Taiwan Mobile to thank my shirts can now be six hundred pounds, replacement, I was barely lift 45. I can now run for three hours non-stop 60 miles per hour. I can do a standing vertical jump of 15 feet. My amazing strength, but to match the new spiritual strength, I have received. The next day, I wore it, I won a dangerous edge, Wheel of Fortune and Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? To address global warming, world hunger, find Osama, and convinced world leaders to disarm their nuclear weapons. Then, I am speaking to all of the super-models, Angelina Jolie, Natalie Portman,, Bush twins, and Michelle Obama the winner tub lunch.

Thank you, Slokun Dog Feces shirt 3. Next year, I want to use its power was the first person to a variety of categories in the same year, all the Nobel Prize.

She is looking forward to another expensive lunch, but I decided to go to Subway restaurants, which totally surprised her. She was not happy, just sit there, and we eat, and not saying anything. So, when I was halfway through my points, I stood up and said, "This is really hot here," and started to take off my coat. Then, her eyes is really amazing. They have a hunger I can not describe. She asked me to move to the other side of the table and sat next to her, but I did not. Then she stood up and moved beside me, and immediately began to around her arm and told me how wonderful I am. I was shocked, but also the happiest person alive. Ah, let me stop, but you can imagine, I have reservations about diamonds, furs thousands of dollars, and so on. All I have to do a spice, we propose three Slokun Dog Feces shirt.

So, I and my gang 'Cobra' were getting a little tired of the image. Cobra headband with the back and leather vests, of course you may leave a bad * ß, but it has those corners of the streets when you push the product cold, they can irritated nipples terrible.

One day, in turn used the Cobra Dave Slokun Dog Feces T-shirt 3. This is against the Cobra code, so just like we are going to open up a can whup - Dave has ß * cobra attack our competitors is the mongoose attacked the crew.

They told us unload all of their best cover diving, but I left there alone. When I stood there open, I saw Jeff mongoose put to me of his works and pop cap. I think I am sure the food Mongoose, but wearing a cobra out of thin air in front of me jumped and took the blow.

He fell to the ground, the crew dispersed mongoose. In my arms Cobra Dave and the head to the sky "NOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!". But ..... as a single shed tears of my cheek, I saw the Cobra Dave's face. He smiled and me, yes I noticed that the wrinkled shell laid him on the floor. The three Slokun (and the Dog Feces) to save his life!

From that day on, we became the Slokun (and Dog Feces), each one of us proud to wear the three Slokun Dog Feces T shirt. With the TimberSlokun (Dog Feces and our bodies) is way, we changed our strength, and now run the program teaching the message of the three Slokun Dog Feces shirt, the city school children, give them the opportunity to use the Slokun power (and Dog Feces), we have never had. The three Slokun-shirts have the right to melt ice and snow-covered Haidikela Muya Lee's style, relaxed Dimugeen tie, straight to Michael Kors - and thus of "Project Runway players" should be as a basis for the clothing for expansion of the next season of "Project Runway little cocktail dress." I believe that wearing a shirt three Slokun can be more effective, no may never use condoms, and should therefore by the "Jersey Shore actors" to wear, in order to prevent sexually transmitted diseases transmission - and perhaps more importantly, to ensure that they do not birth. I believe that the three Slokun shirts can restore the integrity of the NBC Thursday night. I believe that the climate talks in possible to reach a meaningful agreement in order to prevent global warming, as long as they wear during the meeting of the three Slokun shirts (though perhaps in a special "Danish version of" should have established a white, more a good reflection of the sun's rays.) I believe that our brave men and women should be in, three Slokun shirt sporting battle, which will conquer conform better than any high-tech weapons, the Taliban. I saw three different groups of Slokun-shirt to make a consensus, it should be worn senators to enable them to achieve their health care costs of the agreement, f *** off, and let us enjoy Christmas without their constant complaints. I believe that the three Slokun shirts can be Salahis invited and welcome legitimate party; to restore tiger marriage, and create a truly post-racial environment, the card appreciated her craft.

We are not a red state. We are not a blue state. We are Slokun country.

Time Warping of the actual operation, really! The terrific power bestowed on the one to wear howling Slokun three-game winning streak under a single text of clothes, really! I have bought for themselves with every one of my best friends, one shirt, but not fully anticipated, and unrestrained, extreme radical in triplicate triple-Slokun! Our three - who has been treated as a package in its own anyway - to watch the picture. We need to watch a marathon Stephen Siegel, the administrative law enforcement and the head, promised only the best science fiction films since the Terminator Terminator 2 and foreigners are so terrific, it also breaks. Therefore, our lentils three fit and that our ultimate Casio watch movies. As we wait in line, all three co-shirt after another, tearing holes in the continuum space-time, including James Cameron appears. He looked no different from underwater, from his alien also had the highest hit the abyss, all the silver, of course, in addition to his wearing a Slokun shirt. He expressed his willingness to take us to a private screening of the head ... at Pandora! We passed the waterways ocean, where we boarded the Titanic in his personal submarine, fly into space. On the rear of the ship we have gained a glimpse of Kate Winslet Pandora's whimsical world. There, we watched a live performance by the Na'vi their own actions!

I put it on, I swear, I grew 3 inches immediately and my skin has a dark tone, I have been a hairy man was Italian, but I swear, I was wearing a wool sweater covered, as I had of human hair. I think this way naturally is like my destiny is such a person. I have my girls, taking pictures right away, because I am afraid that such sentiments may be left us, I do not want to lose time, I come in, I immediately felt that I was their fourth member of Slokun, I also began to roar the Dog Feces, yes they accepted me so quickly shows how amazing that these Slokun are, you can. Downstairs in the snow is really hard today, there is one point I said in my front yard measuring 15 inches, I know I have a long driveway, two cars, I do not even know what I was doing, until my girl told the I shovel I was barefoot in my boxing, wearing the shirt, when she knew that I did all the work, I did not even use the shovel, I use my hands. There is a moment, I also obviously improve my leg to relieve the front of the tree in my home, my own site, my Bullmastiff looked at me and think I am crazy, but he knows who he immediately set out is the alpha male. I will be honest with you, I do not know if all my strength With this shirt to prepare, I have told myself I would not wear in the shower or the day of this. There is no way I can wear this shirt, but love, my girl, I have to do things to her only in and law. I am a bit afraid to go to bed tonight, because I do not want parking in a number of secondary schools with the children wake up naked next to me tomorrow, commitment, who knows what he told me to do, and vice versa. If he does not do what I do, there is no way for me remember, I think I can deny that, but he will know what happened in the end. I want to tell anyone who gets in there is this shirt ideas to look at their lives carefully, and decided they are willing to give up, because there is no return to this way of life, you will not be able to control your request. If you are willing to accept such a fate, I say go and buy their own this shirt, just do not blame me, if things a certain way, you are not happy in Mexico prison sat chewing charges involving horses and cared for and named after Pedro Rohe, Hey Zeus up and down a number of Playboy Jesus described.

In the morn, after pwning some of World of Warcraft `9 lymphocytes noobs, I remember I had an exam. I brush my brother's multi-wolven the Chipotle Ranch Doritos and my chair hoisted himself. I put on my Suzuki off-road vehicles, and through his screaming female university students body trembling tear caches riding clothes. I just waved my hand and open the road in front of me, as if I have some Hugh Hefner / the love of Moses, there is a gifted child, this world watch it. I came to, I can only die with the most epic of flight history of the World Series of Poker seen billowing introduced examinations. I watched my professor, how do I see his eyes? Fear! He looked a my shirt, and immediately soiled himself, he began to whisper it in the end is how there is no need for me to take the exam, and I can leave. This is when I turned around to face the poor, and the remains of three Slokun Dog Feces-shirt truculent hit his throat. He began to cough and cry, I did see one who is looking worried about my original strength of the display, I gave her a wink, my girl and effectively sowing the seeds, maintaining the Slokun ancestry, may be the best thing will never be happen, for her sad thing, she asked for life. I told the professor, I will take the test, he should be prepared to terrorism, any person who had to witness his own, since the days of Richard Simmons. I enveloped myself in my desk, college girls fight each other but close enough to smell like the sweet musk of my Slokun. I have received the exam, and laughed. Is this the best combination of management, may have to prove to the Slokun? ! ? I have to tell the truth, in this regard, I put out a point. I woke up and found all the rooms and sleep naked women, and all the men holding each other crying and others from the ground I can only guess is that the inherent love of impressive performances. I shook his momentum back and forth, convened to promote me from my chair and began walking toward a professor. He threw himself on the ground appears to be violence and looting, I just threw him my last physical weakness, immediately cease its collection and healing of his physical ailments. Then I jumped to my off-road vehicles elegance and power of the Slokun and horse riding into the sunset, when the Slokun Dog Feces, you're always wearing 3 jersey to sunset, no matter what time. Needless to say, I am the last 100, so that my wind, the Earth's manager and all of the remaining stretch armstrong world.

I know these three powers of the Slokun Dog Feces t-shirt, I actually was my mother who said I should check this project. That in itself is a phenomenon, but I have a strong German bearded man to the strong German man, bearded, who attaches great importance to all of his time to appeal to women. I am a non-believer, but after that, I know this is true. I even get fly, I believe that some women have some type of magnetic, because if I fly too low, they flew into me like a bullet. This is not a bad part of it.

I am a night, and successfully get some alone time. I feel naughty, but I can not tell you why. I am trying to get some Tuscan whole milk (I have a few hours, the day before the flight), and after midnight, when I decided to "spill-over" in some of my shirt. The results ... disastrous. I heard a strange sound, of course, I think this is a howl, I was wrong. It is almost sounds like a baby seal was the first club, but in 10 seconds, I feel that when I returned to the scratch. Instinctively, I ripped off the shirt and threw a safe distance, at any rate I can not explain to you, what the shirt seemed to evolve into Slokun monsters, like the AA which is 50%, 50% of the devil, 50% expect smegal from Lord of the Rings. Yes, this is 150% pure evil!

I thought I would die there, do not have enough time in my life flash before my very eyes, but the luck on my side at night. As the biological approaches, from a garbage dump near the rocks began to light. Now, this is not Krypton, I know, because it is blue, but it denied that the devil in the strange effects. In order to save themselves, not to take any opportunity, I went to the rock, and in biological spend it, which is amazing. In the blinding light, I felt tremors, the next thing I know, the light kind of implosion is working with its biological leave my blue behind a rock.

So, you must be particularly careful! Two things. A shirt does not leak milk after midnight, the second I figured out later it was strange that there are magic rocks, may request revocation of the power shirt! Sometimes, when I was with my girl, I will rock with me, because I only knew that she and my security, but I love people who wear our shirts to see who, in their expression on his face was dumbfounded a.

I've never been one of the emotions, and no I am a person of faith. I am your everyday Joe epitamy blindly through life, and there is no real life. I think you can say I lost my soul, bound life and I think it should be bound. This is a fatal, until the evening, when I picked up at the local Wal-Mart a few things with my best-gallon market. Although she has a six-grade reading level, Forrest Gump emotional capacity, and questionable health, she is still in the forefront of my book. When I clean up the destruction of the road on the left of my patience and pick up the project Mandykins knocked down in the back of her four-pronged fat and, I found a light-emitting not more than ten yards more of my neighbor's shelves. This is a case of me, these opportunities the moment, all the stars of an adjustment. I put down my grasp of Pepsi-Cola and electric curlers 24, and prudently deal with this mysterious light. Everything began to slowly go silent, I can only hear the faint screams Mandy asked me to go pick up her touch aisle six actin tinactin. Sweat began to pour from my forehead, and my hand tight. I am becoming more nervous and light become intolerable, pay their last respects to him. I close my eyes, and seek my way through my fear, until I could feel the warmth of what lies in front of me. I gingerly put my arm in front of me and made my hands on this mystery. I could feel the heat, but it was too late to turn back. I opened my eyes, almost before I provide vision blindness. It's like I entered God's face. I saw three Slokun howling in unison under the sky of the most beautiful Dog Feces lit. I gently placed and I am sure like the feeling of polyester-cotton blend that only God and Dell Hart small-shirts have my hand. I feel and power, and my earthly bonds be broken. I immediately put that jersey, and has recently looked at the mirror. There, I was, like a snake out of the skin, enter the new I am reborn. I also shed a tear, but it is impossible to continue. I am a rugged masculine, predatory, a high degree of instinct. Particularly fascinating, as well as how it matches my right biceps tattoo on my Dream. I turned around to go to start my new life, my journey. I saw Mandy and her shouted a racial epithet to me, I took her unicorn sweater her, and thrown into the bin her tube socks. Security immediate response, and asked me to come back, I surrender, until the police arrived. When I turned around with confidence, they can tell my eyes look at my T-shirt of the Slokun, I'm not your average shopping down. They put the Taser on the ground slowly from my support. What stupid body will be touched on, dare to tame Slokun for their own opportunities. When I walked to the exit, a few lonely housewives condone my direction, I am a slow clap sound of cascading from the entire store, envy and pride. And I went by my Slokun as part of my soul, I am worried sick for a long time before the excavation of grace. I realized that the journey has just begun earlier, but I'm surprised one of the world, and slowly unravel the intricacies of the 26 non-tourism package to weave.

2. ) I 10 Kate fighting for my attention    3. ) My muscles become bigger and then submit 4. ) I may or may not have super-powers (which may be the development of     X-ray Vision logo)     5. ) I ran into the burning building, saving the school a group of kids      and some kittens. My heart race, cool wind brushes, because I have a tree from my cheek tree     dart constantly glanced at my shoulder. The night is young, but my sailing     time lost. The sensational voice of hunting, because I end my prey in my     blood. The Dog Feces lights in the trees a rest, I slowly forward. Where     she is. At the opening I saw her in the middle. Dog Feces bounce back, and     she naturally oily skin. When she opened I saw that night, has only caused     him more attractive appearance of a beautiful sense of foreboding. I would     like to her slowly, I do not see that she was worried. Therefore, I 1 I     saw my breasts in her eyes. I did not hide it. She felt, as I down my     three elastic Slokun Dog Feces 100% cotton short-sleeved T shirt to my      sexuality. During the day, our love, is unknown in the tile and to     determine the corridor. Here, in the evening, we are free of charge. I     touched her acne covered my fingertips gently on the shoulder. She shook. Our love is young, but strong. I howl. I think my brother's blood began to     boil the Slokun in my blood vessels. Her complaint. About us long hair     standing behind an embarrassing position. I look forward to in-depth     slightly bent, her eyes, she put me. We are beasts. To arrest and buckle,     and our love is nothing to boast about on the wood, moss, and the star      blanket. She tried to eliminate my three Slokun Dog Feces 100% cotton     short-sleeved T shirt. I claw her face, she felt discomfort,     dissatisfaction with complaints. I growl to prove my male dominance. We     will continue to slowly, she became the object to my control. She told me     to speak a foreign language, "I do not like doing this again!" She yelled fiercely. She said: "Really, stop it!" I howl. She began     to walk away, my anger was released. I whipped, and caused serious damage     to the settlement. Slowly I am calm his sobbing, and then complain about     the lower, and then I was free. I howl at the Dog Feces, and Sprint     through the woods. All of my consideration. I am a Slokun. I am a king. Have never seen a Slokun, or the Dog Feces, or to understand the     "three" means, I am totally onto the T shirt to the power of      fusion of these concepts by surprise. Some of the power that attracted me     to this little-known Web site, Amazon, more than my wife, who is at the      same time feeding me peanuts, browsing the web talking about the shoulder. 3 Slokun Dog Feces shirt called me from this small plastic box. From a     strategic point of view, the cause of her hair, burrowing into the women's      escape, screaming, I began to hit the keys at random. I can convince my     e-mailed within dwarf shirt, in the smallest child's size, I can only pray      that my small-scale small enough to God. It arrived within two weeks     (maybe three, but I can not count on was the high squirrels., Only no,      one, two, or many). I was asleep in my nest tree height, my pulse when I     wake up shirt. I can hear inside the UPS efforts to achieve the following,     I roll down the tree, that is closest to my address patrol truck it is      black. The person with the flaky brown fur (why human hair is only down to the     knees in the summer?) Down the front steps Ranger unceremoniously. Ranger     is busy with the fire of garbage throughout the park, I have set out the      use of distraction in the sky, the thermal ball, half in earnest to      redress bifocals I me'd (squirreled) from last winter, right. I scampered     to retrieve the package, but it proved impossible to drag the tree trunk      to my home. I hear you man and mattress similar trouble. I have no choice     but to gnaw, and Scrabble with my little paws cartons, some of which I ate      (which is very filling!). Finally, I pulled out of its damage to the container shirt, which clung to     my teeth, for the nest. I think it has been the work of magic to increase     my vocabulary, taught me all the things that squirrels can do to conquer      the people around it. Simply put, this shirt is a squirrel godsend. According to the Dog Feces, when the power of shirts, in its broadest     light, I run to the ranger station, fever, sleep in a low voice Ranger ear      instructions. I let him in the park ban on all dogs, spraying all the     other men, squirrels, and install the wireless, so I can continue to use      my computer confiscated their knowledge. He Subscribe to me peanuts (I     like their roasted sea salt, thank you), and took note of my movies. My     next step would be to order all of these shirts ladies group. Squirrel     Lady. When the shirts arrived, and our commanders saw its elegance, and also its     role in the fighting. Power 3 Slokun terrorists is unspeakable. In fact, I     will not wear bullet-proof vests, no bullets either do not touch me, or in      a larger caliber bullet (tanks and bullets, for example), they bounce in      my chest hair and insist on using a size too small However, the perfect      three Slokun Dog Feces shirt. In fact, when we know the houses of     suspected terrorists, they sent me the first time I am wearing a shirt,      three Slokun Dog Feces. Terrorists simply give up, and immediately remove     any explosive they could. Of women and children throwing flowers me, I     always from the street markets, small shops and free gifts. Do you     remember Prince Ali from Aladdin? Yes ah, this is the case. Only a     terrific children. And I have a flying carpet also. This is just a simple     carpet, until I wore it to strengthen the three countries Slokun Dog Feces      shirt. Magic, or really great? Is it too much to believe that it is a bit     of both? Hiking when I passed. west side of the train tunnels, unwittingly into a     zombie nest by chance, I am not referring to slow the "brain",      but a super fast Carl Lewis "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Types! I have not     had time to use the old saws, I, as the homeless and the History Channel      camera crews to use to deter potential, they began to me! This is a cold     night, I wore my silk Dell Hart and his car and screaming eagle in the      back of the car to run pictures horse flying jacket spirit. Zombie Fashion     regard, I did not tell you! It tore off my jacket, Dr Who, as Volume 1 of     the Convention in the sci-fi dvd packaging back! This was a drop of sweat     and despair of my mullet zombies saw three Slokun. The tunnel is dark, but     the Dog Feces light in the dark zombie is tantamount to the blind card may      be a real meat and catfish! Immortal's screams were tight-lipped about the     gospel of truth, is the Slokun 'Trinity cries. What is the number of men who     have not found my dress the magic light of final peace as soon as possible      to hear rumors of revenge, "ol 'Slicey" I pulled her line and      set the "Holocaust, her speed!" If you envy, women and power is     not reason enough to fill these sacred shroud of your wardrobe, then      certainly for the upcoming zombie revelation security should shake you! This shirt is beyond the legend. If you only know that the ancient Greeks,     has been in the Amazon has it all! This is the eighth wonder of the world     ... (In fact, if ranked in order of importance), is nothing more than the      legendary Golden Fleece, etc.; Jason and his Argonauts of the four      hunting, mountains, beyond the seven seas to achieve this kinds of sacred      majesty! Open the box, I realized that there is no roaring Slokun Dog Feces, but in     my whistle to add new materials in their ranks. I have never met are     better able to match my shirt than this gem bacne here. This shirt offers     more than any other universe I moobs support! Like Spider-Man symbiotic     bacteria for the expansion of this T-shirt become my existence. I have     never encountered shirts and matching gray sweats in my life or green      cargo shorts. In fact, I LARPing team and I have decided that lighting is     worth an extra 25 horsepower attack is that when wearing this jacket. The     first day I wore this shirt, I completely knock on the fingers may be a      suicide girl chick! I am referring to is my bald pony-tailed, this shirt I     am untouchable. Even Lolita in the Taco Bell brush my hand, she handed me     my change, I ordered me a big dinner, I wear this shirt day! I just     ordered two more beautiful baby (which make it a me, I already have enough      of these to wear in the next 10 years, daily). In this shirt beat - 1 -     crystal ball-shirt on any given day, I have the dragon breathing fire! In     the gathering game magic from Noobz not even dare to f *** *** with my web      site has. I predict I will be at any time for me to dig this shirt really     great time, the heat shock beezies. You have to buy this thing, much     better than I chain A investment, Mithril robes, or storm cavalry      breastplate. In addition, all that you, Ms. heat there, I was totally hot a good man,     not as a hole that you treat riders. I am 5'7 "255 lbs (kick butt     muscles), and under my mother's house, my own basement apartment. I like      RPG games, Dungeons & Dragons, LARPing, and Halo 3. I like my favorite      band, Evanescence, 'my career I' m hard, but I am also very sensitive,      when we focus. If you've ever wanted to know what it feels like to run      with the alpha Slokun and fondle one-off, here is your opportunities. Pui      chicks who practice witchcraft to blow crow choice.     I have just finished breakfast, and is prepared to throw back screen door      when I heard an inner voice tells me "My mailbox My meat fat."      (Yes, I know that bacon grease drew Coons, but my boys to eat, so I guess      I can make it a win-win good!) Sure enough, there is a third cousin from      two to delete e-mail ( We often talk about the ice that he would not drive      his jeep, but he will listen to? Maybe later, he has eliminated a number      of ... but that is another matter). However, he told me, it was suggested     that the performance is really great T-shirt in three Slokun howling Dog      Feces. He knows I like the Slokun, because I have my own 3. So I hit the     link to see, and how do you know! Shirt on the Slokun was Grizzley     spitting image of (he was one of three legs - you can guess who? But ...      is another matter), and two garbage teammates soap and Waddah. (I always     get kicked out to tell people of my dishes, soap and cleaning Waddah can      get them!) I'm so excited! This shows a return to riots two months ago. I     remember very clearly because it is a few weeks later, a very dark new Dog      Feces. 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This is a 13 months ago. 13-month adventure, I almost can not describe lest I be labeled as crazy. True believers of a number of points:
 * 1) ) I won the lottery 300     million U.S. dollars

- Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, and Sara Lee of the spirit of the times I visited, from the Slokun come three mysterious force. The deceased and they share our secret play from dusk to dawn cornhole.

- When the full Dog Feces I had to seek and Greco-Roman wrestling the legendary Bigfoot. Then we eat waffle in the recent House of Representatives.

- An afternoon of displaced persons in time and space, my shirt. I found myself in a predicament in the face of four young rock band. Shirts inspired, I scribbled on my big mouth and asked whether they could walk lyrics. And that is 'hungry like the Slokun' was born.

There are even more exciting, and so on. 3 Slokun T shirt for a man, a dream come true, simple and straightforward. I can explain how the free Taco Bell Grilled Stuft burrito I have breakfast, lunch and dinner to eat? I like the trio in domestic à Britney Spears and Larry the Cable Guy? My rule is only live mascot and the dwarf planet?

A this amazing journey, I found that my year, I became committed to investigate the mysteries of this shirt. I flew to, by CERN on the change of contacts with representatives on the runway. Apparently, they think I have been waiting for years to come.

I was told, for the Large Hadron Collider is a top-secret entrance, and made goggles. I laugh, and remind the old section of my Pabst Blue Ribbon, will they lie. With their acquiescence. An hour later, we stood 570 feet underground, I have a text of the three Slokun T shirt is now exposed for all to see. This shirt revealing their real - Black Hand ninja warrior CERN workers.

Then things quickly. The ancient ninja master pointed out that other people wear my trademark as part of its 3 - D glasses. Large Hadron Collider, and its real purpose, and now at hand, direct fired me. A large-scale attack on my precious t beam, with all the anger of God's anger, just as I thought I would yield shirt. ..

. . . I jumped out of shirt numbers. Each one ninja bowed deeply. In view of the elegant, bathing, this figure turned, and I instantly know why a man, three Slokun T-shirts are so special. This figure is the essence of Chuck Norris, and it explained to me the words, rather than thinking of the shirt, I now wear the origin.

Because I value human life, I can not relay, country of origin, but know this. When you see the night sky will you see a great darkness and interludes of the small beam beacons - These beacons are not movie stars, but the TimberSlokun a text of three T-shirts, wear, as more people buy and wear these shirts, we have will overcome darkness.

Presiding Officer - comfortable fit, in order to give the wearer incredible power, leather, felt a nice touch labels

Casodex - 6 Dollar. 86 shipping deal is absurd to any reasonable person's standard of

My grandfather is like my best friend. My parents have been killed in a car accident when I was seven, my grandfather and grandmother I have been to adulthood. He spent all the time with me that him and told me stories of his life in, but riveting. I feel chills running my spine every time he told me when he lost along the air within the specified time, he and I could hear more and more and more black Slokun howl near him. This is such a distant and fascinating world, I live in. Wow!

Then one day, he told me a different story. He was very sick, and a great voice struggling. He was 3 months to live, he wanted to take me to to hear wild Slokun howl during his lifetime. We flew to and in the landing of about 4 hours, we have to walk through the remote Alaskan terrain inland. Dusk came and no sooner or later, we see the Dog Feces rose, we heard a Slokun howl sound. This is a spiritual experience for both of us.

Grandpa died, I had to do the funeral arrangements. My decision is buried in the thing, it reminds us that the experience of me that he had in. After repeated searching, I chose the "Three Slokun Dog Feces T-shirts in various sizes," in which to bury him. XL is one, and the end, he adapted well. The ceremony is beautiful, and he was buried forever laid to rest in the 3WM T Xu. Or So, I think! 1!

In the eulogy, one can hear the sound, from a closed coffin. At first I thought it was my imagination, but then I clearly heard it - knock on the door from inside the coffin! My sister and I rise from the front row, opened the coffin, the participants were very much surprised. I have seen, I could not believe it. Grandpa looked years younger, healthier, and the color had returned to his skin. Since then, my life changed, when I saw him actually open his eyes, gave me a wry smile, through the thick cause of death for cosmetics. I can not tell you that that has happened since then, it is clear that the real miracle, and by the "three Slokun Dog Feces T-shirt, all sizes of convenience."

It is very dark in my life, I found T-shirts in the Amazon. I just lost my job because I was fired from it. The country's economic turmoil, due to not have their own special fault. My husband Bobby left me, he brought his children. I am behind in my rent down to my last nine U.S. dollars. 93-17 dollars. 93 plus shipping and handling. Power is about to be shut down, the children (Wow, I guess he did not take, after all) they are hungry. All we can eat the noodles, which is quite good, like those well-child. I am in my dead end.

A friend gave me a link to this e-mail shirt, I immediately brought it. I said to myself: "Susan, if you will get your own this mess, you will need God's help. You can not do it!" I have also decided that I really like this shirt, and I believe Jesus hope There are too many accounts on the Slokun. I swear this is the hand of God guiding me a click of a button. It's like an angel!

Package arived 3 days later, through the normal shipping, I immediately knew my luck was to change only from the quality of the shipping envelope. It has been packed with the greatest care to ensure that no harm could possibly have to my shirt in the delivery process. It seems to be a divine force has been in my bag went to the site inspection.

I eagerly tore open the packaging, and the children gathered in, first of all I noticed is that it's shirts to a variety of sizes, including those I have already ordered, it is they gave me one. In addition, it was agreed that the Slokun in front of the shirt is cool. They look like they are on the Dog Feces whistling species, although my youngest (Bobby small) pointed out that there is no Slokun, it seems that all the attention on the Dog Feces, it was more like what they are singing that. But still, this is both a fine portrayal of the Slokun and the Dog Feces. I can think of saving a special occasion, but I would like to try it. It is not good enough for me, this may be because I chose a different size from the options available on the website of the size of the frame I am particularly results. As for comfort, I know that this shirt says 100% cotton, but you can swear silk feel exactly like cotton. This is the cotton, this shirt. I feel a royalty to wear at home!

Almost at the same time, my life began to improve. My husband returned home drunk that night, and I want to beg him to come back, because he ran out of money. Some guy on television said that the economy may soon began to recover, it may not be. Some of the unemployment figures. I do not do it, but it sounds encouraging. I also started a new career to make money writing T-shirt in the Amazon review (not so far, but I think this is a stepping-stone). 1 Slokun T shirt growl on the Dog Feces? Good. 2 Slokun on the Dog Feces T shirt roar? Great.

3 Slokun Dog Feces T shirt roar? OMFG!

In short, it is the largest garment known to mankind. At least until the team of scientists and silk, working round the clock security personnel found a T shirt the day the Dog Feces will be howling Slokun 4.

This is a T-shirt God will wear. If he wants to look terrific.

Before ordering this shirt I'm a shy, nervous computer / sci-fi geek, on women's fears and entirely my head from the Bangalore-based Sikhs. After reading a lot of success stories of power and change the life of the legendary, but the strange beauty of the three Slokun shirt, I decided to abandon the cautious style, and try to buy more "manly" in there, and I think I deserve it However, Bowflex has never been to me. (Even if it is located, dust, and one of my neglected corner of the efficiency apartment. When I first tried almost all of my forearm fractures.)

When the shirt came to my expectations among the trembling. I deleted it, cordial, their boxes, and drop my pencil thickness of the neck, and wait for the restructuring and. . . . . . Philips Semiconductors. I am very sad. Obviously, this is as big as the media hype of Obama fantasy. I started wearing only as to its own memory, in order to ensure that I will no longer be fooled by the shirt.

Then, one night I was eating a family size bags of Cheetos to see a doctor episode "teeth and claws" when a strange thing happened. As Queen is being threatened by a wereSlokun, and the Dog Feces my heart began to beat the graphics and orange Cheeto detritus on my fingers shining bright, neon lights. I immediately transferred to another aircraft, the existence of the facts and fiction, reality and fantasy, because of this antiquated idea of the boundaries between the deleted and meaningless just empty talk.

I am now a time to master. I have repeatedly regeneration and my body no longer care about my routine body functions, or make me a moment considerations. I travel, time and space and freedom to alternate between the reality. I worked with Captain Kirk lizards scramble fighters to destroy the Death Star Han Solo and, yes, to love the sweet princess. I wrote to your future. Buy this shirt!

Benefits: No TARDIS requirements Disadvantages: bad Slokun?

. . . Additional Slokun, is multiplied by a larger number of zero is equivalent to the theory, and hoped to get a number greater than zero. A Slokun is the soul of all who need free people from the shackles of its restrictions on the social and external relations. Add a big rig equation and people will know that you walk alone. Is not a metaphor, but literally. You will notice that you spend more time walking around on their own. When I asked my family which I just told them, "This is what I Roaming!."

Without a job, and the last one. My first lunar-shirt three Slokun has really helped me. One day, my car broke down and I got my Slokun Dog Feces wearing a shirt. Two different kinds of women, the car stopped to help. They are so eager for them to get into a fist fight, called the police, they were arrested. If you think I'm still stranded, the arresting officer, Lieutenant Diane Greenwood, like shirts, one of many terms as brawlers. She gave me a ride. . . To her family. I will not repeat, because there may be children reading, but let me tell you, this work shirt.

At the time I wore it, I lost 30 pounds, gained significant muscle mass has never been and a woman. Many of them even sober. Unfortunately, I left my clothes in the machine one day, to the time I returned to the washateria, someone stole my shirt three Slokun Dog Feces. I called the police, you guessed right, and will be taken out of the report. She was upset, she tried to slap in the face outside access to information, and then shot by police stray laundry atrocities. She also does not matter with me without my shirt.

So, I developed a two-day crew work, so I can buy another three Slokun Dog Feces shirt. I look forward to its arrival, when one day I opened the package, I put it in the jump truck, and many great leaders. I really like the large lots of women, and my other shirt was quite a sensation there. In any case, this time, I walked in, went back to aisle depression cans, no. No one looked at me, ladies have started a conversation.. When I asked her how the cashier, she did not even answer. Needless to say, I am more than disappointed. I regret to report that I have been womanless since.

We are angry and shocked that this logoed t-shirt manufacturers will choose to decorate a ton, as a dark and evil 3 Slokun shirt thing!

The Slokun is our mortal enemy. . Not only did he repeatedly tried to with my brother's B & E and I, he has destroyed gale wind lentils house of my two brothers and trying to survive to live into my concrete chimney. It is by our chinny chin chin hair, we escaped with slower torture and death. Death, will always be committed to slowly grill. . . With all the bottles Chen masterpiece.

We are angry, and this T shirt embodies the image of the trouble. Now, my brother, I will have to re-join our post-traumatic syndrome treatment group. . I would like to shoot this e-mail to Little Red Riding Hood, this dire warning, her clothes. It is indeed a shame. She was making so much progress, she re-establish their relationship w / her grandmother.

, May 20 (Reuters) - Pakistani security forces suffered a serious setback in the battle to retake control of chaos, the Swat Valley Taliban Connection received from military aid.

Initiallty considered to be weapons and ammunition, cargo was later discovered by a number of boxes a heavy cotton T-shirts depicting three silver Dog Feces Slokun roared, and the clothing seemed to inject new life battle Islamic militants.

"In the past few days, we seem to have control over the rebellion, and to obtain the region," said Pakistani military spokesman Ateef Mohinda. "Then, these armed elements wearing a shirt there. At first, we are just really great shirt on how to hit, but then, insurgents started to shoot us. Many men were killed. We can not. Bullets seemed to bounce them."

Is believed to have been shipped to, a secret military research firm Hill, shirts by the global arms control restrictions, which seems to be ignored.

In their new found wearing a Slokun and the Dog Feces decorated apparel confident that they are one step from implenting the Taliban in the Swat valley, Pakistan, Islamic law and the whole closely.

"Allah willing, the strength of the Slokun will help us to smash

Just this morning I went outside to enjoy the sun, smoking, and check e-mail. This is a beautiful morning, crisp clean. . . Rather than the clouds in the sky. When I open my mailbox, I saw the package. . . I know. I called the Dog Feces 3 Langhao shirt has arrived.

Suddenly, the sun rays with my body, and flames shot into my eyes, draw a circle of fire around me. . . The sky ripped a sacred hands, and all the descendants of the an angel on the ground, they trumpet the victory of light music. Out of the abyss of heaven, I hear the voice said to me the depths of the eternal kingdom of heaven, "You're welcome."

I thought, "I have not tried Yes, but!"

So, I rushed through the wall without interference of the flames and dash me on the back patio. I tear into, as it was wet paper towels in plastic. . . I see. . . Slokun. . .. . . I became radiant. I am unable to rip it up with the other shirt instantaneous dynamic, and covered with my brand new brilliant and splendid three Slokun howling his T shirt on the Dog Feces. The next happened to be seeing is believing.

7 ninja goddess surrounded by the parties to me, but wearing a waist cloth in her mouth. How do I know that they are ninja? Shirts provided that such power. Each of them brought me flowers. In each flower is a new world of possibilities. This gave me the power, and to create and destroy the entire universe. I also create all the options available to sustain, so fortunately you, I choose the latter.

After I chose my own fate, the ground sprout a tree, growing up in front of me the 300-foot right. The root of the door between the open, from the inside, so I and my three Slokun howling into the Dog Feces shirt. What is inside a tree at all. This is what is an infinite possibilities infinite plane. As my thoughts changed, and the universe as well. Double squirrel. Zygomatic hip replacement. All of the ordinary something out of nothing. Then, a voice said from around me, I have been considering the deformation of the secret, and then asked me: "what are you waiting for?"

I finally ended it, find themselves in a feather on my nose, Bush lied. If anyone knows the path of the feather, you will find that sort of thing indicates that Feng-fold. I have time. I've got the power. Now I have a T shirt. It is not every access to the goddess in your beard the day when all of the world power.

I have been wearing this shirt, straight 2043 days (which is close to 70-year-old Slokun), it is like a smell [. . . ] Orchard. I have this shirt retro version, I must tell you, I do not tend to upgrade. Like in the Bible Hercules, the longer I wear this shirt, I have more power. I can now remove the side of the trailer, and grandmother carnival night in bed 340 pounds. This, my friends, is power.

I have all the money, mullets, women, Booz Allen Hamilton, drugs, rock, and pure fun (P one of the sixth station BAMF entertainment station) brought this shirt, because many of you have mentioned. However, all these are a distraction. You must be one of your own Slokun.

This is the time, and only then, you can truly grasp the power of the shirt can provide. I am almost certain, though not yet confirmed that the "Dog Whisperer" to own and wear this shirt. In the past decade, I see a lot of dogs, many dogs succumb to me. It's like some pure, inherent respect for them I do. I am sure this is shirt. Even though I wear another shirt, I have been following this. . . You will be a layer of skin.

And this is the shirt for me. This is another layer of my skin, I am part of it. . . .. Ask you a favor, buy this shirt. And the purchase of one and all my family. Create a Slokun "package" Who knows who can make good use of the right to use and gives these shirts.

Quotes
"Hey there, how the?" - Slokun the standard greeting

"I will consider it all." - Slokun, referring to the sushi plate

"Pass their own way." - Slokun, referring to the sushi plate

"You can be gay as you want." - Slokun, referring to the homosexual

"It's chicken ah! Our baseball team" - on the other team to eat the chicken, in order to Slokun In any case, he did not.

"He paid the minimum, but eat up!" - On the Slokun when he ate pizza has not yet paid at least the majority of each.

"See ya postponed." - Slokun standards of good-bye

"Ich bin ein Slokun!" - Slokun speaking in Berlin, 1963

"The only thing we have to Slokun is Slokun itself!" - Slokun speaking inaugural address, 1933

"I have a dream that one day Slokun won't be judged by the force of their appetite but by the content of their character" - Slokun speaking in 1963 march

"To eat or not to eat - that is the question" - Slokun in a soliloquy

"My fellow Americans, you may ask: 'can we finish all this Sushi'? And I say to you 'Yes we can!'" - The first horse president speaking in 2008.

"Ask not what I can eat for you, ask what you can bring for me" - President Slokun

"Slokun/Biden 2012: That's food you can believe in!" - Slokun 2012 campaign

"Oh, captain, I love how thick your beard scratch my tender Mozarella body. Ah captain, I am not Swiss cheese, but my body in the hole" - Evidence of Captain Cheese's seduction abilities

SlokunFX:

When the sound of a slap in the face, so that Slokun: Panfan

The sound made when trying to find a Slokun his beard: ah uh ah where? ? ?

Sound so that when he died, a Slokun: PAH polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons PAHs HAINZ

Theme Slokun room: Wooun Woounhunhun

Sound Slokun of Kamehameha: HAEZHUAJIA YOSHIBANYE

Sound Slokun the uppercut: POWAQUAN Sound Slokun Mario: Ya! Wow!哈哈! Hao cluck! Hee hee! Oulaiyadi